If you’re hungry, go to a supermarket, maybe? Or, restaurants exist. I’m not telling you how to live unless you’re the Buffalo Bills general manager. In that case, don’t blow your food budget on stickers and temporary tattoos. Fulfilling basic Continue reading Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price
Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe. Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps. I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown
My nerd math teacher would call the Bills’ WR Room a negatively-skewed leptokurtic distribution. Then he would try to explain it: “Leptokurtic distributions are statistical distributions where there are extreme points along the X axis, more concentrated about the mean”. Continue reading The Bills WRs Aren’t as Leptokurtic as You Think
There’s good news if Josh Allen liked proving he can throw without anyone catching. His biggest excuse at Wyoming also applies to his pro-squad. When it comes to receivers, the Buffalo Bills would like to point out how good their Continue reading Buffalo Bills Looking for a Catch
The draft is only so customizable. Teams can’t choose which types of players they want. Sure, each new employee has a job category, but general managers have to order from the limited pizza toppings left. Please save us from pineapple. Continue reading Wanting What Is Needed In Buffalo Bills Draft
Figuring out who’s not present in a group is tricky. It takes a true party animal to be noticed for not attending. Our football gatherings don’t have rooting interests for now. That’s no reason to stop celebrating. Didn’t you hear Continue reading Thankful for Service, Buffalo Bills Get Ready to Fire
Dang, general managers are so cold. An utter lack of emotional attachment is crucial for successful franchises. The Spock-like willingness to rise above emotion and discard a player who isn’t contributing separates those in the business from the emotional Kirks Continue reading Hurting Your Feelings Is Nothing Personal for Buffalo Bills
Training camp for the Bills has opened, and soon the other three AFC East teams will all be in camp. With that in mind, it’s time to measure where the Bills rank against their divisional foes by position. First we look Continue reading Stacking Up: Best Offensive Units in the AFC East
The Buffalo Bills front office doubled down this offseason, in an attempt to improve their receiving corps. The team traded for veteran, and former Doug Marrone player, Mike Williams, before trading up in the draft to select Sammy Watkins out Continue reading Buffalo Bills Training Camp Preview: Can T.J. Graham Make the Cut?
First round draft pick Sammy Watkins, Robert Woods, Mike Williams and Marquise Goodwin are locks to make the roster. End of story. Nothing to discuss or argue about here. How many wide receivers will the Bills carry and who will Continue reading Who Wins Buffalo’s Last Two Wide Receiver Jobs?