Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Everything goes wrong.  That sounds about right.  The latest edition was just another against the New England Patriots where Buffalo Bills fans were rendered disinterested by the final quarter.  Look up occasionally from glowing pocket screens to see how horrid Continue reading Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Game Preview: Bills VS Patriots

It’s everyone’s favorite game of the year! That special time that comes once every season where your Buffalo Bills have the privilege of traveling to Foxboro, Massachusetts to square-off with their division rivals, the New England Patriots. I mean, with Continue reading Game Preview: Bills VS Patriots

Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Pain is unbearable if it feels endless.  The Buffalo Bills can’t seem to let go of the iron.  The unsparing lesson they provide about our world’s harsh reality is valuable in its sobering way, so thank our favorite team for Continue reading Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Game Preview: Bills VS Patriots

In the Buffalo Bills first and only primetime appearance of the season, they’ll face off against their arch-nemesis, the New England Patriots under the lights at New Era field. Just like everyone pictured it at the beginning of the year, recently Continue reading Game Preview: Bills VS Patriots

Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t

“Contest” is a synonym for “game” that nonetheless doesn’t share an identical meaning.  The former implies that both participants have a chance.  The Buffalo Bills show subtle differences in connotations by only literally participating in an NFL game.  Making the Colts Continue reading Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t

Good Triumphs Over Patriots, Bills Fans Celebrate

Life can change over one game.  Take how I went from from watching a Super Bowl with weary detachment to swearing on Philadelphia’s behalf.  Mountain Dew’s Sprite knockoff kicking in can take some of the credit.  But New England not Continue reading Good Triumphs Over Patriots, Bills Fans Celebrate

Last Chance for Buffalo Bills to Break Pattern

Ugh: it’s the Patriots.  Cartoonish villainousness always prevails in the unwelcome kind of life lesson.  Can’t evil lose occasionally?  The story never changes, which is like Dick Dastardly and Mutley winning every Wacky Race.  Deviousness is rewarded in this very fair Continue reading Last Chance for Buffalo Bills to Break Pattern

Why Alex Guerrero presents problems for Patriots

Fans of 31 NFL teams were treated to an early Christmas surprise this week when it was announced Tom Brady’s  “medicine man” Alex Guerrero was disinvited by Bill Belichick to fly with the New England Patriots on the road and stand on Continue reading Why Alex Guerrero presents problems for Patriots