Buffalo Bills Won’t Hold Inexperience Against Rookies

Rookies are too guileless to know they’re not supposed to change the world.  Zero games played means fun projections if you’re optimistic.  The Buffalo Bills have hired young people they believe will set the world on fire. Officials do not Continue reading Buffalo Bills Won’t Hold Inexperience Against Rookies

Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Be nice to the new guy.  The most prominent Buffalo Bill with the least seniority is going to be starting his first job after college with expectations to change destiny.  And he’ll be putting together IKEA furniture in between practices. Continue reading Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Josh Allen is bad at this.  He’s thrown more interceptions than touchdowns and has a 67.9 rating, which academic slackers may recognize as a failing grade.  But there might be a little more to Allen’s story.  His totals also show Continue reading Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Discussing Buffalo Bills Theories Before Practice

The Buffalo Bills are mean.  Why do they make us wait through these cruel summer months to play?  Sure, they can blame some league for its regular schedule.  Regardless, I’m so distraught that I’m contemplating going outside.  It’s the fresh Continue reading Discussing Buffalo Bills Theories Before Practice