Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

A true professional football-watcher doesn’t even bother to issue excuses for watching four games in two days.  But they’re fun to invent during commercial breaks. It beats learning what’s happening in a kingdom dedicated to Bud Light. I had to Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

It seems the playoffs left out the Buffalo Bills.  Was there some sort of minimum win requirement?  That seems elitist.  The franchise could’ve tried to sneak in taking the sort of doors Metropolitan’s Nick Smith had to use when people Continue reading First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Everything goes wrong.  That sounds about right.  The latest edition was just another against the New England Patriots where Buffalo Bills fans were rendered disinterested by the final quarter.  Look up occasionally from glowing pocket screens to see how horrid Continue reading Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

The Buffalo Bills got three extra hours to accept fate.  A bye is viewed through each franchise’s identity, in this case with that doomed way this particular outfit has of inspiring their fans.  That uniquely agonizing reflection of existence is Continue reading Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

If I had to pick just one favorite part of this impossibly joyous season, it’d be how forgettable it is.  Shrug at pain that’ll evaporate in moments due to indifference only a team this inept can spur.  Did you know Continue reading Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

Buffalo Bills ‘Play It Again’ At Training Camp

Repetition is the key to everything.  The key to everything is repetition.  Okay: I won’t do that any more.  But the point is worth making again.  The act of duplicating motions until they’re part of one’s nature is especially crucial Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Play It Again’ At Training Camp

Rasmus Dahlin Inspires Buffalo Bills Fans As Evidence of Vast Talent

I can get away with writing a Sabres column since the team’s in the same family.  It’s in the spirit of One Buffalo to think about all games constantly, especially during these stupid beach months.  I should probably note similarities Continue reading Rasmus Dahlin Inspires Buffalo Bills Fans As Evidence of Vast Talent

Discussing Buffalo Bills Theories Before Practice

The Buffalo Bills are mean.  Why do they make us wait through these cruel summer months to play?  Sure, they can blame some league for its regular schedule.  Regardless, I’m so distraught that I’m contemplating going outside.  It’s the fresh Continue reading Discussing Buffalo Bills Theories Before Practice

Tyrod Taylor Era Over, Or Not, For Buffalo Bills

Tyrod Taylor may be back to help conduct psychological evaluations.  The Rorschach test of quarterbacks looks different depending on the perspective.  Interpreting inkblots is a task for unsettled minds. The Buffalo Bills are locked in here with him. Having this many Continue reading Tyrod Taylor Era Over, Or Not, For Buffalo Bills