Identifying How the Buffalo Bills Present Themselves

Who are the Buffalo Bills?  They’re “a professional American football team based in the Buffalo-Niagara Falls metropolitan area” according to an internet online website I just discovered named Wikipedia. Well, that settles it.  Still, there may be more to the Continue reading Identifying How the Buffalo Bills Present Themselves

Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Dispassionate management makes all the difference in a game ruled by emotion.  Front office workers will eventually be replaced by machines, although the technology isn’t there yet.  The most capable football android can presently only make decisions on par with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Nobody’s achieved anything yet.  I mean, some people did stuff at certain points in Earth’s history.  But much post-draft discussion is based on picturing what new acquisitions will do so vividly that the fantasy infringes on actuality.  Wait: they still Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

A true professional football-watcher doesn’t even bother to issue excuses for watching four games in two days.  But they’re fun to invent during commercial breaks. It beats learning what’s happening in a kingdom dedicated to Bud Light. I had to Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

It seems the playoffs left out the Buffalo Bills.  Was there some sort of minimum win requirement?  That seems elitist.  The franchise could’ve tried to sneak in taking the sort of doors Metropolitan’s Nick Smith had to use when people Continue reading First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Everything goes wrong.  That sounds about right.  The latest edition was just another against the New England Patriots where Buffalo Bills fans were rendered disinterested by the final quarter.  Look up occasionally from glowing pocket screens to see how horrid Continue reading Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

The Buffalo Bills got three extra hours to accept fate.  A bye is viewed through each franchise’s identity, in this case with that doomed way this particular outfit has of inspiring their fans.  That uniquely agonizing reflection of existence is Continue reading Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

If I had to pick just one favorite part of this impossibly joyous season, it’d be how forgettable it is.  Shrug at pain that’ll evaporate in moments due to indifference only a team this inept can spur.  Did you know Continue reading Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

Buffalo Bills ‘Play It Again’ At Training Camp

Repetition is the key to everything.  The key to everything is repetition.  Okay: I won’t do that any more.  But the point is worth making again.  The act of duplicating motions until they’re part of one’s nature is especially crucial Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Play It Again’ At Training Camp