Collectively, No Bargain for NFL

We’re all going to die. Someday. It might not be from a virus several news bulletins indicate is presently making the rounds, so let’s try to stay calm even though we don’t feel inclined to do so.  Classify the urge to Continue reading Collectively, No Bargain for NFL

X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

I haven’t already forgotten about XFL 2.0, which is the highest compliment for a football league that isn’t the national one.  There’s so much to remember from the first edition aside from He Hate Me such as Tommy Maddox, the insane Continue reading X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

Buffalo Bills Might Not Implode in Victory for Positivity

Be happy now, as it’s all downhill from here. The Buffalo Bills will have to remain sustained by memories of holding a pair of wild cards if our apocalyptic predictions come true. The typically cheery look is inherent to fans who’ve prepared Continue reading Buffalo Bills Might Not Implode in Victory for Positivity

Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

I wish we weren’t used to others enjoying participation in the championship.  The season finale has often resembled Kyle being forced to watch Cartman play with the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer for Buffalo Bills fans.  But we might at last be Continue reading Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

Late Playoff Absence Should Motivate Truant Buffalo Bills

We know conditions are good when people kvetch about trifling issues. Thoroughly comfortable social media brats use pocket computers that make life a doddle to explain why life is an oppressive hellhole. Not one of us complaining about how slowly GIFs load Continue reading Late Playoff Absence Should Motivate Truant Buffalo Bills

New Devastation Level As Buffalo Bills Lose Bigger Game

Teams strive to be known for something other than missing the playoffs as regularly as a Baker Mayfield commercial airs.  We should be grateful for the possibility to blow a meaningful game. To show how far they’ve come, the Buffalo Continue reading New Devastation Level As Buffalo Bills Lose Bigger Game

Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

Winning teams don’t talk about how close it was.  Aw, man: they only finished up by a touchdown?  Moral victories are losses.  The league is firm about what counts, and there is no video review. At the same time, psychological Continue reading Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

‘x’ Marks the Spot as Buffalo Bills Get to Dig for Playoff Treasure

Is 16 games not enough for you?  You’re so demanding.  They let teams with enough wins keep playing, which is finally good news for the Buffalo Bills.  I’m still nervous out of habit. But there’s no fear of something ruining Continue reading ‘x’ Marks the Spot as Buffalo Bills Get to Dig for Playoff Treasure

Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot

Running a city is fun. Well, maybe SimCity is. Telling pretend people how to live is quite the power trip. That’s if you keep it set on easy. It’s tougher to acquire enough funds to build arcologies if you accidentally change the Continue reading Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot

Identifying How the Buffalo Bills Present Themselves

Who are the Buffalo Bills?  They’re “a professional American football team based in the Buffalo-Niagara Falls metropolitan area” according to an internet online website I just discovered named Wikipedia. Well, that settles it.  Still, there may be more to the Continue reading Identifying How the Buffalo Bills Present Themselves