Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Dispassionate management makes all the difference in a game ruled by emotion.  Front office workers will eventually be replaced by machines, although the technology isn’t there yet.  The most capable football android can presently only make decisions on par with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Fans choose teams in the same sense they do eye color.  Thinking choice is involved feels as quaint as buying a newspaper.  Fate has a cruel sense of humor, and those targeted by teasing may as well feel honored. Consequences Continue reading Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo is the perfect place to test if pain affects franchises.  We should be congratulated for our scientific contribution to the study of football relativity.  Naturally, there won’t be a trophy.  But we take what’s available from losing because that’s Continue reading Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Everything goes wrong.  That sounds about right.  The latest edition was just another against the New England Patriots where Buffalo Bills fans were rendered disinterested by the final quarter.  Look up occasionally from glowing pocket screens to see how horrid Continue reading Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Detroit really wanted to draft first.  Can you imagine having worse special teams than the Buffalo Bills?  All it takes is a couple of lame kick attempts.  The player selection order was the last thing on the mind of a Continue reading Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Sabres’ path paves way for Bills

It seems ‘OneBuffalo’ knows a little something about ‘tanking’ as a strategy for turning around moribund sports franchises. The “Tank Year” for the Buffalo Sabres was originally thought to be the 2014-5 season –  and afterward the Sabres selected Jack Continue reading Sabres’ path paves way for Bills

Buffalo Bills Have a Little Fight Left in Them

I think I hate the Jaguars.  Stumbling across a new enemy is a pleasant surprise during a season short on thrills.  The 3-7 Bowl was more entertaining than it should’ve been, even if the best scoring plays featured defensive failures Continue reading Buffalo Bills Have a Little Fight Left in Them