Promising Initial Impressions for Buffalo Bills’ A.J. Epenesa

A.J. Epenesa uses periods for his two-letter first name, which means he’s like J.P. Losman and not EJ Manuel.  Updating the style manual for Andrew Jared is just one way we make the top pick feel welcome.  I hope he Continue reading Promising Initial Impressions for Buffalo Bills’ A.J. Epenesa

X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

I haven’t already forgotten about XFL 2.0, which is the highest compliment for a football league that isn’t the national one.  There’s so much to remember from the first edition aside from He Hate Me such as Tommy Maddox, the insane Continue reading X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

Pegulas Check Under Cushions for Buffalo Bills Stadium Fund

Vaguely threatening fans for not spending enough is as much of a tradition as Steve Tasker getting stubbed by the alleged Pro Football Hall of Fame. The poor Pegulas can’t afford a container for their collectibles, which means they have Continue reading Pegulas Check Under Cushions for Buffalo Bills Stadium Fund

Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Nobody’s achieved anything yet.  I mean, some people did stuff at certain points in Earth’s history.  But much post-draft discussion is based on picturing what new acquisitions will do so vividly that the fantasy infringes on actuality.  Wait: they still Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

It seems the playoffs left out the Buffalo Bills.  Was there some sort of minimum win requirement?  That seems elitist.  The franchise could’ve tried to sneak in taking the sort of doors Metropolitan’s Nick Smith had to use when people Continue reading First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go