Don’t Wake Up From Dreaming BillsMafia!

This feels like there should be a parade. I’ve been hanging out on Delaware Avenue for days. Could someone bring more flasks? It’s 10 degrees in Buffalo, which is the warmest place on Earth. Why not overindulge a bit? Alka-Seltzer Continue reading Don’t Wake Up From Dreaming BillsMafia!

Will Bills be pumpkins or playoff participants at midnight?

Week 17. As Bills fans, we are usually making our New Year’s resolutions while watching the end of the year coaching firings & hirings around the league. And sometimes, that involved us watching the Bills front office taking part in Continue reading Will Bills be pumpkins or playoff participants at midnight?

Muted response regarding Bills’ playoff chances

The mood emanating from BillsMafia’s been very interesting to watch across social media this week. Seems the national media might be more enthused about the Bills’ chances to make the postseason for the first time in 17 years than the Continue reading Muted response regarding Bills’ playoff chances

Last Chance for Buffalo Bills to Break Pattern

Ugh: it’s the Patriots.  Cartoonish villainousness always prevails in the unwelcome kind of life lesson.  Can’t evil lose occasionally?  The story never changes, which is like Dick Dastardly and Mutley winning every Wacky Race.  Deviousness is rewarded in this very fair Continue reading Last Chance for Buffalo Bills to Break Pattern

Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

The Sun may be blotted out by the eternally imposing next foe.  But the Buffalo Bills feel warm for now.  Present grayness can’t make me shiver. Keeping mathematically alive is a tradition like sneaking cookies from platters you’re bringing to Continue reading Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

Playoff scenarios for Bills create tortuous path

It might be easier to decipher a stone tablet of hieroglyphics than to outline what scenarios must take place for the Buffalo Bills to break their 17-year playoff drought, so I’ll spare you the mental gymnastics. The path to the playoffs Continue reading Playoff scenarios for Bills create tortuous path

Jingle Bills or Santa smells for Christmas?

Yes, it’s that time of year again. For those of us NFL ‘deplorables’ whose ghosts of Christmas’ past include nearly a generation of missed playoffs – the specter of December looms large. Will this be the year we are able Continue reading Jingle Bills or Santa smells for Christmas?

Despair Frozen As Buffalo Bills Keep Hopes Warm

I’d like to point out it didn’t snow much in the Northtowns.  Those who live on the river could’ve named individual snowflakes as Orchard Park faced an Ice Age.  Try explaining to national viewers why being adjacent to a lake Continue reading Despair Frozen As Buffalo Bills Keep Hopes Warm