Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Life features surprises.  For example, I didn’t realize how much I loathed Cam Newton’s guts until this week.  Sure, I’ve always found him petulant in his moody way.  But Cam-focused contempt wasn’t my life’s driving purpose until he enlisted in Continue reading Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Buffalo Bills Bring New Players Together Apart at Draft

You’re stuck at home just like your favorite team’s general manager.  I’m sure you also have other things in common.  Brandon Beane might be too busy to hang out and discuss hobbies even with the draft over.  But you’ve got Continue reading Buffalo Bills Bring New Players Together Apart at Draft

Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

The best dodgeball players prioritize targets. Hunting down uncoordinated kids with lazy eye patches and inhalers is cruel.  But welts are issued by the dominant.  The Buffalo Bills must take advantage of the Gamers Club this year.  In 2020, they might Continue reading Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

Godmothers of BillsMafia: Bills at Miami Postgame Report

The Godmothers are happy and swinging their hula-hoops like a bunch of palm trees in the wind. The Bills did what they were supposed to do… beat up on a talent-deprived Dolphins team with no teeth and a steadily waning Continue reading Godmothers of BillsMafia: Bills at Miami Postgame Report

The Extra Point – Week 11: What a Difference a Week Makes

From the sinking feeling of last week’s loss to the incomparable joy that comes after this week’s victory, what a difference a week makes. 1.) Fearless Josh is the best Josh. Throughout his up-and-down rookie season, Josh Allen made one Continue reading The Extra Point – Week 11: What a Difference a Week Makes

Godmothers of BillsMafia: Bills at Miami Pregame Report

So this is where the rubber meets the road for the Bills this season. Lose this game at Miami and BillsMafia will self destruct in less than five seconds. We’ve spent all season wondering if this team is for real Continue reading Godmothers of BillsMafia: Bills at Miami Pregame Report

Difficulty Upgrade Overwhelms Buffalo Bills

It’s mean to have to face a team that’s now won half its games. Dominating the NFL’s remedial class was much more thrilling.  The league has some nerve switching up the challenge when the Bills were clearly unprepared. Three Straight Continue reading Difficulty Upgrade Overwhelms Buffalo Bills

Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad