New Starters to Replace Finished Former Buffalo Bills

Let’s get everyone name tags.  It’s easier to list returning players than new dudes for the Buffalo Bills.  Forgetting who was here feels natural if you remember last year’s woefulness. For once, noting how many new starters will be in Continue reading New Starters to Replace Finished Former Buffalo Bills

Reckless thoughts as Bills get ready to make their first pick of the 2019 NFL Draft

Since there is so much garbage being spewed on the first day of any given NFL draft, I thought it might be appropriate to spew some of my own meaningless wyobabble about what might go down this evening. A little Continue reading Reckless thoughts as Bills get ready to make their first pick of the 2019 NFL Draft

Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

If you’re hungry, go to a supermarket, maybe?  Or, restaurants exist.  I’m not telling you how to live unless you’re the Buffalo Bills general manager.  In that case, don’t blow your food budget on stickers and temporary tattoos.  Fulfilling basic Continue reading Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

Despite lack of “big splash”, Bills still make plenty of waves in free agency

The NFL “legal tampering” period for free agency began on Monday. As Bills fans eagerly awaited news of potential signings, things got off to a slow start. The first player that was reported to be joining the Bills was cornerback Continue reading Despite lack of “big splash”, Bills still make plenty of waves in free agency

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Fantastic Linebackers … And Where To Find Them

The buzz on defense for the Bills is all about the draft’s strength, the interior defensive line. With Jordan Phillips back in the fold, and with Horrible Harry still developing there, they have DT3T, Kyle’s old position, pretty well solved. Continue reading Fantastic Linebackers … And Where To Find Them

Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Josh Allen is bad at this.  He’s thrown more interceptions than touchdowns and has a 67.9 rating, which academic slackers may recognize as a failing grade.  But there might be a little more to Allen’s story.  His totals also show Continue reading Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Good Buffalo Bills tight ends might not have enough answers to fill a Jeopardy! category.  It’s easy to list off everyone who’s impressed at the position since 1960.  You could get them all tattooed without it hurting much.  This team Continue reading Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Young guns bring hope for ending Patriots dynasty

As we enter the nauseating reality watching (or not) the New England Patriots play in another Super Bowl tomorrow, there are a few glimmers of hope for fans yearning to believe the end of their NFL dominance is coming sooner Continue reading Young guns bring hope for ending Patriots dynasty

State of the Bills: Offensive Backfield

2018 was a year of growth and promise for the Buffalo Bills at the quarterback position. The same thing cannot be said about the running back position. In 2017, the Buffalo Bills ranked 6th in the NFL for team rushing Continue reading State of the Bills: Offensive Backfield