Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Be nice to the new guy.  The most prominent Buffalo Bill with the least seniority is going to be starting his first job after college with expectations to change destiny.  And he’ll be putting together IKEA furniture in between practices. Continue reading Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Fans shouldn’t be expected to know what moves to make.  If they did, they wouldn’t be fans.  A promotion to a staff job is a granted wish that would be a curse.  Getting hired to turn opinions into action would Continue reading Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo is the perfect place to test if pain affects franchises.  We should be congratulated for our scientific contribution to the study of football relativity.  Naturally, there won’t be a trophy.  But we take what’s available from losing because that’s Continue reading Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Request Your Trust on Josh Allen

Like Billy Joe Hobert and the playbook, there’s so much we don’t know.  But lack of information shouldn’t deter us from proclaiming opinions assertively as biblical truth.  It’s so unlike football fans to announce just what will happens months from Continue reading Buffalo Bills Request Your Trust on Josh Allen

No Guarantees, But Buffalo Bills See Promise

AJ McCarron is excited about Josh Allen.  Why not join him?  Sure, Buffalo Bills fans might appreciate the newest intended savior for different reasons.  But we can cheer for whoever wins the job even if it teaches us to be Continue reading No Guarantees, But Buffalo Bills See Promise

Speculation Almost Over As Buffalo Bills Begin Selections

The draft is fun, and also frightening.  Loathing something enjoyable is a natural part of fandom.  Frenzied ambivalence makes the new player acquisition process almost feel like a game. The Buffalo Bills are almost ready to prompt concrete excitement.  We’ve Continue reading Speculation Almost Over As Buffalo Bills Begin Selections

Moving On Up As Buffalo Bills Seek to Draft Earlier

Try catching up on Netflix while simultaneously reading to remember nothing from either.  We possess finite capabilities, which is why trying to do too many things at once leads to zero progress.  The Buffalo Bills have to focus and address Continue reading Moving On Up As Buffalo Bills Seek to Draft Earlier

Wanting What Is Needed In Buffalo Bills Draft

The draft is only so customizable. Teams can’t choose which types of players they want.  Sure, each new employee has a job category, but general managers have to order from the limited pizza toppings left.  Please save us from pineapple. Continue reading Wanting What Is Needed In Buffalo Bills Draft

Educated Guesses About Buffalo Bills Drafting

Mock drafts are like slot machines: they’re fun if you don’t expect them to line up properly.  Thinking you can correctly guess what’s next is a sure way to leave Atlantic City with empty pockets.  But trying offers merriment, just Continue reading Educated Guesses About Buffalo Bills Drafting

Trader Deals Taylor As Buffalo Bills Dream Bigger

Thankfully, there’s Cleveland.  Buffalo Bills fans were resigned to once again cheering for lame duck Tyrod Taylor, which is like another KISS tour with Ace and Catman fill-ins.  It would’ve been tough to release him with finances in mind.  So, Continue reading Trader Deals Taylor As Buffalo Bills Dream Bigger