PanchoBilla’s Passing Reminds Us How He Best Represented Bills Mafia

Sports make us feel like we know people we’ve never met.  They also make us grieve for someone we never will.  Ezra Castro will always embody the passion we should have for life in general, football in particular, and the Continue reading PanchoBilla’s Passing Reminds Us How He Best Represented Bills Mafia

Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Nobody’s achieved anything yet.  I mean, some people did stuff at certain points in Earth’s history.  But much post-draft discussion is based on picturing what new acquisitions will do so vividly that the fantasy infringes on actuality.  Wait: they still Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Waiting for Ed Oliver to Hurry After Buffalo Bills Draft

The Buffalo Bills know during the summer what’ll be opened on Christmas.  I wanna play He-Man now, but there will be no exploring Castle Grayskull for awhile.  This wait might be worth it.  Ed Oliver is the first-round pick with Continue reading Waiting for Ed Oliver to Hurry After Buffalo Bills Draft

Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Be nice to the new guy.  The most prominent Buffalo Bill with the least seniority is going to be starting his first job after college with expectations to change destiny.  And he’ll be putting together IKEA furniture in between practices. Continue reading Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Buffalo Bills Try Making New Workers Feel Welcome

Listing the deepest needs for the Buffalo Bills is like ranking the worst drought seasons: it’s tough to even know where to start.  I’m fond of receivers and 2001, respectively.  But an up-and-coming club has lots of potential if you’re Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Making New Workers Feel Welcome

Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Fans shouldn’t be expected to know what moves to make.  If they did, they wouldn’t be fans.  A promotion to a staff job is a granted wish that would be a curse.  Getting hired to turn opinions into action would Continue reading Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Fans choose teams in the same sense they do eye color.  Thinking choice is involved feels as quaint as buying a newspaper.  Fate has a cruel sense of humor, and those targeted by teasing may as well feel honored. Consequences Continue reading Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Josh Allen is bad at this.  He’s thrown more interceptions than touchdowns and has a 67.9 rating, which academic slackers may recognize as a failing grade.  But there might be a little more to Allen’s story.  His totals also show Continue reading Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo is the perfect place to test if pain affects franchises.  We should be congratulated for our scientific contribution to the study of football relativity.  Naturally, there won’t be a trophy.  But we take what’s available from losing because that’s Continue reading Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills