Buffalo Bills Search High and Wide for Help

Clever football teams measure progress with how many yards they obtain vertically.  Upward gains are useful even if the NFL doesn’t track them.  A limited 2-D mentality may let you dominate Mattel Football.  But modern franchises can still exploit the Continue reading Buffalo Bills Search High and Wide for Help

Going Fromm a Good Risk to Controversy with the Buffalo Bills

Jake Fromm will compete with Josh Allen to back up Matt Barkley.  Maybe the depth chart will stack up slightly differently in practice.  Name recognition may not be sufficient to win a second-string role.  The Buffalo Bills hope they added Continue reading Going Fromm a Good Risk to Controversy with the Buffalo Bills

Promising Initial Impressions for Buffalo Bills’ A.J. Epenesa

A.J. Epenesa uses periods for his two-letter first name, which means he’s like J.P. Losman and not EJ Manuel.  Updating the style manual for Andrew Jared is just one way we make the top pick feel welcome.  I hope he Continue reading Promising Initial Impressions for Buffalo Bills’ A.J. Epenesa

Buffalo Bills Bring New Players Together Apart at Draft

You’re stuck at home just like your favorite team’s general manager.  I’m sure you also have other things in common.  Brandon Beane might be too busy to hang out and discuss hobbies even with the draft over.  But you’ve got Continue reading Buffalo Bills Bring New Players Together Apart at Draft

Buffalo Bills Hope Choosing to Watch Makes First Round Thrilling

The draft is ideally boring.  Teams should have already made necessary improvements without relying on rookies.  Like waiting to learn if you got into your first-choice college, tension means grades aren’t quite good enough.  For those who didn’t do enough Continue reading Buffalo Bills Hope Choosing to Watch Makes First Round Thrilling

Skipping First Round Isn’t Set in Stone for Buffalo Bills

We need excitement while barricaded inside.  Can our team do something crazy?  Trade players for picks, then for others players until nobody remembers where they should select.  But patience might remain a virtue for the Buffalo Bills even as restlessness Continue reading Skipping First Round Isn’t Set in Stone for Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Might Not Be Done Catching Wideouts

There’s not enough powdered sugar on the ice cream topping our waffle.  Buffalo Bills fans are spoiled with sweetness, which is way better than all those years of broccoli for dessert.  Our favorite team has three impressive receiving options, which Continue reading Buffalo Bills Might Not Be Done Catching Wideouts

Going On About Stefon As Buffalo Bills Deliver Good Trade in Quarantine

The universe may be halfheartedly apologizing for trapping us inside with no sports.  We’ve been cooped up trying to not spill takeout in the airlock and can’t even pass the confinement by enjoying our favorite hobby of watching men chase Continue reading Going On About Stefon As Buffalo Bills Deliver Good Trade in Quarantine

PanchoBilla’s Passing Reminds Us How He Best Represented Bills Mafia

Sports make us feel like we know people we’ve never met.  They also make us grieve for someone we never will.  Ezra Castro will always embody the passion we should have for life in general, football in particular, and the Continue reading PanchoBilla’s Passing Reminds Us How He Best Represented Bills Mafia

Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Nobody’s achieved anything yet.  I mean, some people did stuff at certain points in Earth’s history.  But much post-draft discussion is based on picturing what new acquisitions will do so vividly that the fantasy infringes on actuality.  Wait: they still Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead