Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot

Running a city is fun. Well, maybe SimCity is. Telling pretend people how to live is quite the power trip. That’s if you keep it set on easy. It’s tougher to acquire enough funds to build arcologies if you accidentally change the Continue reading Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot

Bye to the Bye As Buffalo Bills Return Soon

Enduring an empty football week rebukes those who think this is not a cruel world. This horrible interlude has given Buffalo Bills fans time to ponder ways for making favorite athletes obey our suggestions. Everyone should do what I say so Continue reading Bye to the Bye As Buffalo Bills Return Soon

Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

One game can alter everyone’s mood, as seen in how 4-1 seems exponentially more impressive than 3-2.  Claw past a midrange conference foe any way you can. This league just loves defensive slugfests, as indicated by how pass defense is Continue reading Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

Same Story in New Buffalo Bills Season

Try teaching children that cheaters never prosper. If you’ve also taught them to be Buffalo Bills fans, they’ll know you’re a big fat liar. The willingness to trade a penalty for knocking out a quarterback is merely the millionth reason nobody Continue reading Same Story in New Buffalo Bills Season

A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Letting a team they had beaten stick around is one way to stay humble. The Buffalo Bills created drama for the home opener, which was a superficially magnanimous gesture they could’ve skipped. A bit too much cockiness led to a recalculation. Continue reading A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Jersey Shored as Buffalo Bills Finally Flee Garden State

Nobody asks which two teams the Buffalo Bills have beaten.  Well, I suppose they might, so I should stop fibbing.  But the question still fails to influence statistics. There’s no qualifying wins by noting how many flames were emanating from Continue reading Jersey Shored as Buffalo Bills Finally Flee Garden State

Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

A team can prove how resilient they are by playing lousily first.  The Buffalo Bills found a way in game one to avoid ruining the whole offseason.  Making fans understand how wretched it could’ve been was a gesture of kindness Continue reading Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

For the Buffalo Bills, the Clothes Make the Fan

Buying a jersey reflects athletic happiness.  The purchaser likes how a player runs around enough to wear his name.  With NFL Christmas finally only days away, the Mafia is looking for Buffalo Bills who display qualities impressive enough to seek Continue reading For the Buffalo Bills, the Clothes Make the Fan

Buffalo Bills Won’t Keep Us Wondering Much Longer

This would be a good time to check on that thing over which we have zero control.  Adherents of the Buffalo Bills are concerned about how well admired strangers will do at moving a football or halting those who try. Continue reading Buffalo Bills Won’t Keep Us Wondering Much Longer

Buffalo Bills Looking to Hit Just Enough

Blackjack players hoping to win 55 percent of the time know the limits of euphoria.  Being able to add to 21 isn’t the only math that helps. Those who base success in reality anticipate lots of losses during wins. Expecting Continue reading Buffalo Bills Looking to Hit Just Enough