Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

One game can alter everyone’s mood, as seen in how 4-1 seems exponentially more impressive than 3-2.  Claw past a midrange conference foe any way you can. This league just loves defensive slugfests, as indicated by how pass defense is Continue reading Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

Identifying How the Buffalo Bills Present Themselves

Who are the Buffalo Bills?  They’re “a professional American football team based in the Buffalo-Niagara Falls metropolitan area” according to an internet online website I just discovered named Wikipedia. Well, that settles it.  Still, there may be more to the Continue reading Identifying How the Buffalo Bills Present Themselves

Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Dispassionate management makes all the difference in a game ruled by emotion.  Front office workers will eventually be replaced by machines, although the technology isn’t there yet.  The most capable football android can presently only make decisions on par with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Here’s why it’s no contest for BillsMafia

We don’t need no stinking contest to validate our sense of worth as a fan base. But vote anyway (if you haven’t) :) As if Saints fans should even be in the discussion at this point (insert rolling-eyes emoji). While Continue reading Here’s why it’s no contest for BillsMafia

Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Fans choose teams in the same sense they do eye color.  Thinking choice is involved feels as quaint as buying a newspaper.  Fate has a cruel sense of humor, and those targeted by teasing may as well feel honored. Consequences Continue reading Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo is the perfect place to test if pain affects franchises.  We should be congratulated for our scientific contribution to the study of football relativity.  Naturally, there won’t be a trophy.  But we take what’s available from losing because that’s Continue reading Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Everything goes wrong.  That sounds about right.  The latest edition was just another against the New England Patriots where Buffalo Bills fans were rendered disinterested by the final quarter.  Look up occasionally from glowing pocket screens to see how horrid Continue reading Copy and Paste As Buffalo Bills Lose to Mean Patriots Like Always

Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Detroit really wanted to draft first.  Can you imagine having worse special teams than the Buffalo Bills?  All it takes is a couple of lame kick attempts.  The player selection order was the last thing on the mind of a Continue reading Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills