Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Josh Allen is bad at this.  He’s thrown more interceptions than touchdowns and has a 67.9 rating, which academic slackers may recognize as a failing grade.  But there might be a little more to Allen’s story.  His totals also show Continue reading Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Good Buffalo Bills tight ends might not have enough answers to fill a Jeopardy! category.  It’s easy to list off everyone who’s impressed at the position since 1960.  You could get them all tattooed without it hurting much.  This team Continue reading Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Those poor Boston bastards went over three months between championships.  I feel sorry for the child born in Tewksbury around the New Year who had never gotten to enjoy a victory rally.  Finally, the brat feels whole. The Patriots tied Continue reading Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

It’s amazing how quickly America became Rams fans.  Oh, they moved back to Los Angeles?  I’m cheering for plucky Southern California.  Sure, the popularity of a transient franchise has surged only because they’re facing stupid jerks. But take allies where Continue reading Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

Amateurish Pro Bowl Anything But Thrilling

I didn’t vote for any Buffalo Bills to reach the Pro Bowl.  I admit this knowing the risk of banishment.  But my refusal to stuff the ballot box shouldn’t be viewed as neglecting my patriotic duty.  It’s not like I Continue reading Amateurish Pro Bowl Anything But Thrilling

Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

A true professional football-watcher doesn’t even bother to issue excuses for watching four games in two days.  But they’re fun to invent during commercial breaks. It beats learning what’s happening in a kingdom dedicated to Bud Light. I had to Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

It seems the playoffs left out the Buffalo Bills.  Was there some sort of minimum win requirement?  That seems elitist.  The franchise could’ve tried to sneak in taking the sort of doors Metropolitan’s Nick Smith had to use when people Continue reading First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

Buffalo Bills All Over for a Few Months

If Miami’s not going to try, the Bills may as well forget about draft status.  I dare you to tell Josh Allen he’s supposed to worry about the Giants getting to choose first.  The dashing quarterback deserved a reward after Continue reading Buffalo Bills All Over for a Few Months

Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Detroit really wanted to draft first.  Can you imagine having worse special teams than the Buffalo Bills?  All it takes is a couple of lame kick attempts.  The player selection order was the last thing on the mind of a Continue reading Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills