Late Playoff Absence Should Motivate Truant Buffalo Bills

We know conditions are good when people kvetch about trifling issues. Thoroughly comfortable social media brats use pocket computers that make life a doddle to explain why life is an oppressive hellhole. Not one of us complaining about how slowly GIFs load Continue reading Late Playoff Absence Should Motivate Truant Buffalo Bills

New Devastation Level As Buffalo Bills Lose Bigger Game

Teams strive to be known for something other than missing the playoffs as regularly as a Baker Mayfield commercial airs.  We should be grateful for the possibility to blow a meaningful game. To show how far they’ve come, the Buffalo Continue reading New Devastation Level As Buffalo Bills Lose Bigger Game

Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

Winning teams don’t talk about how close it was.  Aw, man: they only finished up by a touchdown?  Moral victories are losses.  The league is firm about what counts, and there is no video review. At the same time, psychological Continue reading Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

‘x’ Marks the Spot as Buffalo Bills Get to Dig for Playoff Treasure

Is 16 games not enough for you?  You’re so demanding.  They let teams with enough wins keep playing, which is finally good news for the Buffalo Bills.  I’m still nervous out of habit. But there’s no fear of something ruining Continue reading ‘x’ Marks the Spot as Buffalo Bills Get to Dig for Playoff Treasure

Second-Best Will Have to Suffice as Goal for Buffalo Bills

Fearing success is a novel sensation.  Ruts can get comfortable.  But maybe it’s better to give this playoff race jazz a go even if it means exposure to pain.  The Buffalo Bills dreamed of Baltimore forgetting they’re decent, which didn’t Continue reading Second-Best Will Have to Suffice as Goal for Buffalo Bills

Rising Buffalo Bills Still Must Prove They Deserve Primetime

Having more motivation than usual to cheer against the Cowboys made the holiday season’s start extra joyous.  Thanksgiving means Christmas approaches, and I hope I’ve been good enough to get my team winning at the same rate. Even clubs chasing Continue reading Rising Buffalo Bills Still Must Prove They Deserve Primetime

Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

The only easy day was yesterday, according to the Navy SEALs motto. Those are the guys who put bin Laden in carbonite, so they speak truth. The Buffalo Bills should take the advice to heart during Salute to Service time. No team Continue reading Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

The best dodgeball players prioritize targets. Hunting down uncoordinated kids with lazy eye patches and inhalers is cruel.  But welts are issued by the dominant.  The Buffalo Bills must take advantage of the Gamers Club this year.  In 2020, they might Continue reading Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

Wrong Call in Cleveland as Buffalo Bills Create Drama

Sick burns are useless if they don’t come to mind until the next day. Humans must take immediate advantage to hurt the feelings of foes. The timing was off on the sort of afternoon where the punting was good while the placekicking Continue reading Wrong Call in Cleveland as Buffalo Bills Create Drama

Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot

Running a city is fun. Well, maybe SimCity is. Telling pretend people how to live is quite the power trip. That’s if you keep it set on easy. It’s tougher to acquire enough funds to build arcologies if you accidentally change the Continue reading Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot