Buffalo Bills Try Making New Workers Feel Welcome

Listing the deepest needs for the Buffalo Bills is like ranking the worst drought seasons: it’s tough to even know where to start.  I’m fond of receivers and 2001, respectively.  But an up-and-coming club has lots of potential if you’re Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Making New Workers Feel Welcome

Tennessee Can’t Cheat Itself out of Donations from Bills Mafia

Buffalonians mow your lawn when you’re not home.  Bitterness is the natural result of getting ripped off.  But those who resist reflexes use the motivation of unjust results to make the world better. Look out for pranksters who surprise those Continue reading Tennessee Can’t Cheat Itself out of Donations from Bills Mafia

Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Fans shouldn’t be expected to know what moves to make.  If they did, they wouldn’t be fans.  A promotion to a staff job is a granted wish that would be a curse.  Getting hired to turn opinions into action would Continue reading Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Fans choose teams in the same sense they do eye color.  Thinking choice is involved feels as quaint as buying a newspaper.  Fate has a cruel sense of humor, and those targeted by teasing may as well feel honored. Consequences Continue reading Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

If you’re hungry, go to a supermarket, maybe?  Or, restaurants exist.  I’m not telling you how to live unless you’re the Buffalo Bills general manager.  In that case, don’t blow your food budget on stickers and temporary tattoos.  Fulfilling basic Continue reading Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Josh Allen is bad at this.  He’s thrown more interceptions than touchdowns and has a 67.9 rating, which academic slackers may recognize as a failing grade.  But there might be a little more to Allen’s story.  His totals also show Continue reading Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Good Buffalo Bills tight ends might not have enough answers to fill a Jeopardy! category.  It’s easy to list off everyone who’s impressed at the position since 1960.  You could get them all tattooed without it hurting much.  This team Continue reading Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Those poor Boston bastards went over three months between championships.  I feel sorry for the child born in Tewksbury around the New Year who had never gotten to enjoy a victory rally.  Finally, the brat feels whole. The Patriots tied Continue reading Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

It’s amazing how quickly America became Rams fans.  Oh, they moved back to Los Angeles?  I’m cheering for plucky Southern California.  Sure, the popularity of a transient franchise has surged only because they’re facing stupid jerks. But take allies where Continue reading Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching