Bad Decisions Make Things Worse for Buffalo Bills

Most consolation games aren’t that fierce.  There were no prizes available like the home version as the Buffalo Bills and junior New Jersey club showed contempt is unrelated to record.  Imagine how fun this cranky rivalry would feel if either Continue reading Bad Decisions Make Things Worse for Buffalo Bills

Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills

Beating the blasted Dolphins may be easier from now on.  Long term perspective is one way to cope with immediate pain.  I’m more upset at the Buffalo Bills losing twice as often as they’ve won than expected.  Yet there’s comfort Continue reading Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Have a Little Fight Left in Them

I think I hate the Jaguars.  Stumbling across a new enemy is a pleasant surprise during a season short on thrills.  The 3-7 Bowl was more entertaining than it should’ve been, even if the best scoring plays featured defensive failures Continue reading Buffalo Bills Have a Little Fight Left in Them

Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

The Buffalo Bills got three extra hours to accept fate.  A bye is viewed through each franchise’s identity, in this case with that doomed way this particular outfit has of inspiring their fans.  That uniquely agonizing reflection of existence is Continue reading Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

Jets Even More Wretched If That Makes Buffalo Bills Feel Better

Take comfort in someone suffering worse than you.  Football is about each particular franchise’s peculiar struggles, including being abysmal enough to make those having merely rotten years feel grateful by comparison.  The Buffalo Bills may be The Big Bang Theory Continue reading Jets Even More Wretched If That Makes Buffalo Bills Feel Better

Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

If I had to pick just one favorite part of this impossibly joyous season, it’d be how forgettable it is.  Shrug at pain that’ll evaporate in moments due to indifference only a team this inept can spur.  Did you know Continue reading Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Pain is unbearable if it feels endless.  The Buffalo Bills can’t seem to let go of the iron.  The unsparing lesson they provide about our world’s harsh reality is valuable in its sobering way, so thank our favorite team for Continue reading Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t

“Contest” is a synonym for “game” that nonetheless doesn’t share an identical meaning.  The former implies that both participants have a chance.  The Buffalo Bills show subtle differences in connotations by only literally participating in an NFL game.  Making the Colts Continue reading Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t

Buffalo Bills pick bad time to be at their worst

That’s what we get for feeling excitement.  A little bit of joy is apparently the most sinful thing to desire.  Feel shame instead.  Even we’re not used to this intensity. Sunday’s felonious thrashing was an atrocious letdown even by Buffalo Continue reading Buffalo Bills pick bad time to be at their worst