Rising Buffalo Bills Still Must Prove They Deserve Primetime

Having more motivation than usual to cheer against the Cowboys made the holiday season’s start extra joyous.  Thanksgiving means Christmas approaches, and I hope I’ve been good enough to get my team winning at the same rate. Even clubs chasing Continue reading Rising Buffalo Bills Still Must Prove They Deserve Primetime

Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

The only easy day was yesterday, according to the Navy SEALs motto. Those are the guys who put bin Laden in carbonite, so they speak truth. The Buffalo Bills should take the advice to heart during Salute to Service time. No team Continue reading Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

The best dodgeball players prioritize targets. Hunting down uncoordinated kids with lazy eye patches and inhalers is cruel.  But welts are issued by the dominant.  The Buffalo Bills must take advantage of the Gamers Club this year.  In 2020, they might Continue reading Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

Wrong Call in Cleveland as Buffalo Bills Create Drama

Sick burns are useless if they don’t come to mind until the next day. Humans must take immediate advantage to hurt the feelings of foes. The timing was off on the sort of afternoon where the punting was good while the placekicking Continue reading Wrong Call in Cleveland as Buffalo Bills Create Drama

Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot

Running a city is fun. Well, maybe SimCity is. Telling pretend people how to live is quite the power trip. That’s if you keep it set on easy. It’s tougher to acquire enough funds to build arcologies if you accidentally change the Continue reading Buffalo Bills Do What They Can Against Teams Who Cannot

Difficulty Upgrade Overwhelms Buffalo Bills

It’s mean to have to face a team that’s now won half its games. Dominating the NFL’s remedial class was much more thrilling.  The league has some nerve switching up the challenge when the Bills were clearly unprepared. Three Straight Continue reading Difficulty Upgrade Overwhelms Buffalo Bills

Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

Bye to the Bye As Buffalo Bills Return Soon

Enduring an empty football week rebukes those who think this is not a cruel world. This horrible interlude has given Buffalo Bills fans time to ponder ways for making favorite athletes obey our suggestions. Everyone should do what I say so Continue reading Bye to the Bye As Buffalo Bills Return Soon

Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

One game can alter everyone’s mood, as seen in how 4-1 seems exponentially more impressive than 3-2.  Claw past a midrange conference foe any way you can. This league just loves defensive slugfests, as indicated by how pass defense is Continue reading Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

Same Story in New Buffalo Bills Season

Try teaching children that cheaters never prosper. If you’ve also taught them to be Buffalo Bills fans, they’ll know you’re a big fat liar. The willingness to trade a penalty for knocking out a quarterback is merely the millionth reason nobody Continue reading Same Story in New Buffalo Bills Season