Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Those poor Boston bastards went over three months between championships.  I feel sorry for the child born in Tewksbury around the New Year who had never gotten to enjoy a victory rally.  Finally, the brat feels whole. The Patriots tied Continue reading Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

It’s amazing how quickly America became Rams fans.  Oh, they moved back to Los Angeles?  I’m cheering for plucky Southern California.  Sure, the popularity of a transient franchise has surged only because they’re facing stupid jerks. But take allies where Continue reading Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

Amateurish Pro Bowl Anything But Thrilling

I didn’t vote for any Buffalo Bills to reach the Pro Bowl.  I admit this knowing the risk of banishment.  But my refusal to stuff the ballot box shouldn’t be viewed as neglecting my patriotic duty.  It’s not like I Continue reading Amateurish Pro Bowl Anything But Thrilling

Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

A true professional football-watcher doesn’t even bother to issue excuses for watching four games in two days.  But they’re fun to invent during commercial breaks. It beats learning what’s happening in a kingdom dedicated to Bud Light. I had to Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

It seems the playoffs left out the Buffalo Bills.  Was there some sort of minimum win requirement?  That seems elitist.  The franchise could’ve tried to sneak in taking the sort of doors Metropolitan’s Nick Smith had to use when people Continue reading First Week Off Down, a Million More to Go

Buffalo Bills All Over for a Few Months

If Miami’s not going to try, the Bills may as well forget about draft status.  I dare you to tell Josh Allen he’s supposed to worry about the Giants getting to choose first.  The dashing quarterback deserved a reward after Continue reading Buffalo Bills All Over for a Few Months

Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Detroit really wanted to draft first.  Can you imagine having worse special teams than the Buffalo Bills?  All it takes is a couple of lame kick attempts.  The player selection order was the last thing on the mind of a Continue reading Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Bad Decisions Make Things Worse for Buffalo Bills

Most consolation games aren’t that fierce.  There were no prizes available like the home version as the Buffalo Bills and junior New Jersey club showed contempt is unrelated to record.  Imagine how fun this cranky rivalry would feel if either Continue reading Bad Decisions Make Things Worse for Buffalo Bills

Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills

Beating the blasted Dolphins may be easier from now on.  Long term perspective is one way to cope with immediate pain.  I’m more upset at the Buffalo Bills losing twice as often as they’ve won than expected.  Yet there’s comfort Continue reading Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Have a Little Fight Left in Them

I think I hate the Jaguars.  Stumbling across a new enemy is a pleasant surprise during a season short on thrills.  The 3-7 Bowl was more entertaining than it should’ve been, even if the best scoring plays featured defensive failures Continue reading Buffalo Bills Have a Little Fight Left in Them