Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

The Sun may be blotted out by the eternally imposing next foe.  But the Buffalo Bills feel warm for now.  Present grayness can’t make me shiver. Keeping mathematically alive is a tradition like sneaking cookies from platters you’re bringing to Continue reading Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

Back to Day Jobs As Buffalo Bills Move From Primetime

I had forgotten what it’s like to be nervous for football.  The Buffalo Bills did the same.  Thursday was the perfect time to revert to previous hideous form is in front of a semi-national audience.  With eight games gone and Continue reading Back to Day Jobs As Buffalo Bills Move From Primetime

Getting just a little excited about Buffalo Bills

I’m still waiting for something bad to happen.  Did the Falcons score during a Progressive commercial?  The NFL could add the decisive points tomorrow.  Instead, the improbable final tally remains accurate.  It’s tough coping with success, whined the new ingrate. Continue reading Getting just a little excited about Buffalo Bills

Good start: Buffalo Bills beat team they should beat

You never know.  Proclaim the future is obvious to feel humble.  While planning helps, the most important aspect is recognizing that what comes next is never guaranteed. Even what looks like it’ll be obvious can provoke shock in actuality.  Producers Continue reading Good start: Buffalo Bills beat team they should beat

Wound-Up Buffalo Bills Need Somewhere to Go

The Buffalo Bills did not represent America well.  Patriotic fans of truth and justice in 30 other markets were cheering for the team of virtue to beat the equivalent of Ivan Drago possessed by Satan.  But you have to buy movie Continue reading Wound-Up Buffalo Bills Need Somewhere to Go

Buffalo Bills Get One More Reason to Loathe Tom Brady, Patriots

Do the Patriots want Matt Cassel back?  It’ll cost them.  The underhanded franchise’s incumbent quarterback will miss one-quarter of a season for illicitly altering the sport to his benefit.  Tom Brady wasn’t ruining football just by being unpleasant.  Great: now replay the Continue reading Buffalo Bills Get One More Reason to Loathe Tom Brady, Patriots

Rex Ryan Helps Buffalo Bills Get Noticed

It might be easier to list who didn’t interview for the Buffalo Bills coaching job.  Bill Belichick is under contract to some other team, while Hank Bullough seems content in retirement.  This franchise considered just about everyone else connected to Continue reading Rex Ryan Helps Buffalo Bills Get Noticed

Grading the Buffalo Bills Through Nine Weeks

In grading the Buffalo Bills through nine weeks of the 2014 NFL season, I’m taking a look back at how I’ve graded the team on a week by week basis (how I would have graded them in the case of Continue reading Grading the Buffalo Bills Through Nine Weeks

Marrone’s “Quarters” and the Bills Playoff Outlook

Most people that know me personally are well aware that I’m a math guy. Numbers fascinate me because of what they can tell us, but more importantly what they can’t.  Humans have a funny way of taking statistics, turning them Continue reading Marrone’s “Quarters” and the Bills Playoff Outlook