Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

A team can prove how resilient they are by playing lousily first.  The Buffalo Bills found a way in game one to avoid ruining the whole offseason.  Making fans understand how wretched it could’ve been was a gesture of kindness Continue reading Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills

Beating the blasted Dolphins may be easier from now on.  Long term perspective is one way to cope with immediate pain.  I’m more upset at the Buffalo Bills losing twice as often as they’ve won than expected.  Yet there’s comfort Continue reading Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills

Jets Even More Wretched If That Makes Buffalo Bills Feel Better

Take comfort in someone suffering worse than you.  Football is about each particular franchise’s peculiar struggles, including being abysmal enough to make those having merely rotten years feel grateful by comparison.  The Buffalo Bills may be The Big Bang Theory Continue reading Jets Even More Wretched If That Makes Buffalo Bills Feel Better

Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Pain is unbearable if it feels endless.  The Buffalo Bills can’t seem to let go of the iron.  The unsparing lesson they provide about our world’s harsh reality is valuable in its sobering way, so thank our favorite team for Continue reading Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Bills’ brass ‘breaking the internet’ by making smart moves in free agency

After nearly a generation of failure, discontent and abject misery, are we witnessing one of the greatest turnaround stories in Bills’ history? Have we finally won the lottery of front offices? All indications seem to point in that direction. Buffalo Continue reading Bills’ brass ‘breaking the internet’ by making smart moves in free agency

Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

The Sun may be blotted out by the eternally imposing next foe.  But the Buffalo Bills feel warm for now.  Present grayness can’t make me shiver. Keeping mathematically alive is a tradition like sneaking cookies from platters you’re bringing to Continue reading Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

Back to Day Jobs As Buffalo Bills Move From Primetime

I had forgotten what it’s like to be nervous for football.  The Buffalo Bills did the same.  Thursday was the perfect time to revert to previous hideous form is in front of a semi-national audience.  With eight games gone and Continue reading Back to Day Jobs As Buffalo Bills Move From Primetime

Getting just a little excited about Buffalo Bills

I’m still waiting for something bad to happen.  Did the Falcons score during a Progressive commercial?  The NFL could add the decisive points tomorrow.  Instead, the improbable final tally remains accurate.  It’s tough coping with success, whined the new ingrate. Continue reading Getting just a little excited about Buffalo Bills

Good start: Buffalo Bills beat team they should beat

You never know.  Proclaim the future is obvious to feel humble.  While planning helps, the most important aspect is recognizing that what comes next is never guaranteed. Even what looks like it’ll be obvious can provoke shock in actuality.  Producers Continue reading Good start: Buffalo Bills beat team they should beat