Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Nobody’s achieved anything yet.  I mean, some people did stuff at certain points in Earth’s history.  But much post-draft discussion is based on picturing what new acquisitions will do so vividly that the fantasy infringes on actuality.  Wait: they still Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Waiting for Ed Oliver to Hurry After Buffalo Bills Draft

The Buffalo Bills know during the summer what’ll be opened on Christmas.  I wanna play He-Man now, but there will be no exploring Castle Grayskull for awhile.  This wait might be worth it.  Ed Oliver is the first-round pick with Continue reading Waiting for Ed Oliver to Hurry After Buffalo Bills Draft

Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Be nice to the new guy.  The most prominent Buffalo Bill with the least seniority is going to be starting his first job after college with expectations to change destiny.  And he’ll be putting together IKEA furniture in between practices. Continue reading Hoping Drafted Bills Enjoy Buffalo

Buffalo Bills Try Making New Workers Feel Welcome

Listing the deepest needs for the Buffalo Bills is like ranking the worst drought seasons: it’s tough to even know where to start.  I’m fond of receivers and 2001, respectively.  But an up-and-coming club has lots of potential if you’re Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Making New Workers Feel Welcome

Tennessee Can’t Cheat Itself out of Donations from Bills Mafia

Buffalonians mow your lawn when you’re not home.  Bitterness is the natural result of getting ripped off.  But those who resist reflexes use the motivation of unjust results to make the world better. Look out for pranksters who surprise those Continue reading Tennessee Can’t Cheat Itself out of Donations from Bills Mafia

Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Fans shouldn’t be expected to know what moves to make.  If they did, they wouldn’t be fans.  A promotion to a staff job is a granted wish that would be a curse.  Getting hired to turn opinions into action would Continue reading Amateur Scouting Advice Surely Appreciated by Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

If you’re hungry, go to a supermarket, maybe?  Or, restaurants exist.  I’m not telling you how to live unless you’re the Buffalo Bills general manager.  In that case, don’t blow your food budget on stickers and temporary tattoos.  Fulfilling basic Continue reading Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

Despite lack of “big splash”, Bills still make plenty of waves in free agency

The NFL “legal tampering” period for free agency began on Monday. As Bills fans eagerly awaited news of potential signings, things got off to a slow start. The first player that was reported to be joining the Bills was cornerback Continue reading Despite lack of “big splash”, Bills still make plenty of waves in free agency

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown