About Anthony Bialy

Anthony Bialy recently moved back to Buffalo from New York City and acts like he never left. He thinks "Buffalo 66" is biographical and considers it a crime against mankind that Steve Tasker is not in the Hall of Fame. He likes getting Tim Hortons on the way to get Labatt Blue. Follow him on Twitter at @AnthonyBialy.

Collectively, No Bargain for NFL

We’re all going to die. Someday. It might not be from a virus several news bulletins indicate is presently making the rounds, so let’s try to stay calm even though we don’t feel inclined to do so.  Classify the urge to Continue reading Collectively, No Bargain for NFL

Going On About Stefon As Buffalo Bills Deliver Good Trade in Quarantine

The universe may be halfheartedly apologizing for trapping us inside with no sports.  We’ve been cooped up trying to not spill takeout in the airlock and can’t even pass the confinement by enjoying our favorite hobby of watching men chase Continue reading Going On About Stefon As Buffalo Bills Deliver Good Trade in Quarantine

Cornering the Market with the Buffalo Bills

We must never take adopted local icon Tre White for granted.  I would presume his name is short for Treasure if I didn’t have his biographical details memorized like my Social Security number. Still, he’d undoubtedly appreciate how we’ve concluded Continue reading Cornering the Market with the Buffalo Bills

X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

I haven’t already forgotten about XFL 2.0, which is the highest compliment for a football league that isn’t the national one.  There’s so much to remember from the first edition aside from He Hate Me such as Tommy Maddox, the insane Continue reading X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

Buffalo Bills Might Not Implode in Victory for Positivity

Be happy now, as it’s all downhill from here. The Buffalo Bills will have to remain sustained by memories of holding a pair of wild cards if our apocalyptic predictions come true. The typically cheery look is inherent to fans who’ve prepared Continue reading Buffalo Bills Might Not Implode in Victory for Positivity

Buffalo Bills Look Even Better Compared to Flailing Skaters

I wish the Sabres had an owner like the Bills.  Hold on, as I just checked and they’re actually the same people. Oh: One Buffalo. I get it now. Measuring progress versus the hockey team is obvious. But as with going to both Continue reading Buffalo Bills Look Even Better Compared to Flailing Skaters

Pegulas Check Under Cushions for Buffalo Bills Stadium Fund

Vaguely threatening fans for not spending enough is as much of a tradition as Steve Tasker getting stubbed by the alleged Pro Football Hall of Fame. The poor Pegulas can’t afford a container for their collectibles, which means they have Continue reading Pegulas Check Under Cushions for Buffalo Bills Stadium Fund

Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

I wish we weren’t used to others enjoying participation in the championship.  The season finale has often resembled Kyle being forced to watch Cartman play with the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer for Buffalo Bills fans.  But we might at last be Continue reading Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

Buffalo Bills on Course Even If Sailing Behind AFC’s Elite

Second-guessing is the first hobby of restless fans.  There’s no better way to spend the ghastly championship bye week dissecting just why a favorite team doesn’t have to fret about the possible burden of planning a parade.  The Pro Bowl Continue reading Buffalo Bills on Course Even If Sailing Behind AFC’s Elite

Brian Daboll Must Coordinate More Points for Buffalo Bills

Football coaches are employed to predict the future.  A coordinator must figure what a defense will do and put his guys elsewhere.  If a career in football sounds fun, try knowing where safeties will align without having time to consult Continue reading Brian Daboll Must Coordinate More Points for Buffalo Bills