About Anthony Bialy

Anthony Bialy recently moved back to Buffalo from New York City and acts like he never left. He thinks "Buffalo 66" is biographical and considers it a crime against mankind that Steve Tasker is not in the Hall of Fame. He likes getting Tim Hortons on the way to get Labatt Blue. Follow him on Twitter at @AnthonyBialy.

Jets Even More Wretched If That Makes Buffalo Bills Feel Better

Take comfort in someone suffering worse than you.  Football is about each particular franchise’s peculiar struggles, including being abysmal enough to make those having merely rotten years feel grateful by comparison.  The Buffalo Bills may be The Big Bang Theory Continue reading Jets Even More Wretched If That Makes Buffalo Bills Feel Better

Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

If I had to pick just one favorite part of this impossibly joyous season, it’d be how forgettable it is.  Shrug at pain that’ll evaporate in moments due to indifference only a team this inept can spur.  Did you know Continue reading Buffalo Bills Can’t Get Crushed Any Worse? Dare Accepted

Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Pain is unbearable if it feels endless.  The Buffalo Bills can’t seem to let go of the iron.  The unsparing lesson they provide about our world’s harsh reality is valuable in its sobering way, so thank our favorite team for Continue reading Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t

“Contest” is a synonym for “game” that nonetheless doesn’t share an identical meaning.  The former implies that both participants have a chance.  The Buffalo Bills show subtle differences in connotations by only literally participating in an NFL game.  Making the Colts Continue reading Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t

Surprise Every Week Isn’t as Fun as It Sounds for Buffalo Bills

We warp spacetime with our superpowers.  Some heroes are unaware of their capabilities.  Time’s flying by quickly enough that each week seems like its own season.  Buffalo Bills fans didn’t see an infuriating defeat on the docket, so at least Continue reading Surprise Every Week Isn’t as Fun as It Sounds for Buffalo Bills

Learning Buffalo Bills May Even Swipe a Win

What season is this?  The answer changes by the week, and not just because Western New York is having Second Summer in October.  The Buffalo Bills have provoked such indifference that games feel like watching a fan watch football.  I Continue reading Learning Buffalo Bills May Even Swipe a Win

Quarterback’s Importance Apparent As Buffalo Bills Train Theirs

Wearing out the Packers by forcing them to perform constant Lambeau Leaps would’ve succeeded with just a couple more hours.  Were the Buffalo Bills confused because Green Bay didn’t wear green?  Learning on the job means occasional games where fans Continue reading Quarterback’s Importance Apparent As Buffalo Bills Train Theirs

Buffalo Bills Dominate, Just Like We All Said They Would

How typical: the Buffalo Bills were held scoreless in the second half.  Well, I guess they had enough.  Oh, that was just the most unlikely win in the craziest fashion we’ve ever seen or may ever see. Buffalo’s vicious bullies Continue reading Buffalo Bills Dominate, Just Like We All Said They Would

Preparing for Next Season More Exciting Than Expected for Buffalo Bills

Can Josh Allen tackle?  Check if he’s a good blocker, too.  We’re asking a lot of someone who’s just starting to work.  But at least he’s getting in his drill steps. Only the Buffalo Bills could win as they lose.  Continue reading Preparing for Next Season More Exciting Than Expected for Buffalo Bills

Optimism Absent As Buffalo Bills Open Face-Down

It’s only one game.  But it’s the only game we have.  And it happens to be the worst we’ve ever seen.  Truth is the only defense needed against charges of hyperbole.  The Buffalo Bills looked like a Football Championship Subdivision Continue reading Optimism Absent As Buffalo Bills Open Face-Down