About Anthony Bialy

Anthony Bialy recently moved back to Buffalo from New York City and acts like he never left. He thinks "Buffalo 66" is biographical and considers it a crime against mankind that Steve Tasker is not in the Hall of Fame. He likes getting Tim Hortons on the way to get Labatt Blue. Follow him on Twitter at @AnthonyBialy.

Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

If you’re hungry, go to a supermarket, maybe?  Or, restaurants exist.  I’m not telling you how to live unless you’re the Buffalo Bills general manager.  In that case, don’t blow your food budget on stickers and temporary tattoos.  Fulfilling basic Continue reading Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Josh Allen is bad at this.  He’s thrown more interceptions than touchdowns and has a 67.9 rating, which academic slackers may recognize as a failing grade.  But there might be a little more to Allen’s story.  His totals also show Continue reading Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo is the perfect place to test if pain affects franchises.  We should be congratulated for our scientific contribution to the study of football relativity.  Naturally, there won’t be a trophy.  But we take what’s available from losing because that’s Continue reading Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Good Buffalo Bills tight ends might not have enough answers to fill a Jeopardy! category.  It’s easy to list off everyone who’s impressed at the position since 1960.  You could get them all tattooed without it hurting much.  This team Continue reading Tight Ends Need Loose Start for Buffalo Bills

Throwing a Flag at the Clueless NFL

The NFL is a multibillion-dollar league with 10-cent officiating.  Baffling calls are so normal that games would feel weird without them.  Labeling regular poor calls a disgrace insults disgraces.  A sport becomes useless if administered unfairly.  But at least professional Continue reading Throwing a Flag at the Clueless NFL

Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Those poor Boston bastards went over three months between championships.  I feel sorry for the child born in Tewksbury around the New Year who had never gotten to enjoy a victory rally.  Finally, the brat feels whole. The Patriots tied Continue reading Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

It’s amazing how quickly America became Rams fans.  Oh, they moved back to Los Angeles?  I’m cheering for plucky Southern California.  Sure, the popularity of a transient franchise has surged only because they’re facing stupid jerks. But take allies where Continue reading Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

Amateurish Pro Bowl Anything But Thrilling

I didn’t vote for any Buffalo Bills to reach the Pro Bowl.  I admit this knowing the risk of banishment.  But my refusal to stuff the ballot box shouldn’t be viewed as neglecting my patriotic duty.  It’s not like I Continue reading Amateurish Pro Bowl Anything But Thrilling

Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

A true professional football-watcher doesn’t even bother to issue excuses for watching four games in two days.  But they’re fun to invent during commercial breaks. It beats learning what’s happening in a kingdom dedicated to Bud Light. I had to Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy